Monday, November 30, 2009

The Road: The feel good movie of the year!!

No, I lie. This movie is so depressing that it makes Leaving Las Vegas look like The Sound of Music. It is quite difficult for me to review this film because I love the novel so very much. "The Road" has to be one of my top favorite books of all time. I have read it a couple of times, and bought copies of it for people. Most of those people said "What did you buy me this depressing shit for?" My Father had a hard time finishing the book. It made me fall in love with the work of Cormac McCarthy. I knew deep down that any film adaptation would just not hold up.


And I was right. Now, I don't hate the film at all. It is quite interesting and filled with really fantastic performances by Viggo Mortensen and Kodi Smit-McPhee and the Father and Son. Visually, the Director and Cinematographer captured the essence of McCarthy's book. This is a bleak wasteland- what one would imagine hell looks like. The violence and tension are there, particularly during the scene where the Father and Son uncover the horror hiding in the cellar, a section of the book that gave me heart palpitations.


What is missing is the heart of the novel. It is so hard to translate these feelings onto film. Director John Hillcoat certainly tries. We see the boy upset with his Father for not helping fellow travelers. We see the Father agonize over whether or not to kill his son. We see the boy praying, and not being quite sure what that means. And these scenes provoke emotion, but if you have read the book they just seem to fall flat, which is usually the trouble with screen adaptations. With few exceptions (Silence of the Lambs, the original TV Salem's Lot) the film never equals or surpasses the novel. I might have really loved this film had I never read the novel. As it is, I just have to say it was OK. I did enjoy hearing McCarthy's prose read by Mortensen, and Robert Duvall has an incredible, Oscar worthy cameo.


In my opinion The Road, both the film and the novel, qualify as horror. Some of the these images I will never forget. But do yourself a favor: read the book. I have a copy I could send you.....

The Amazing Screw-on Head

I have had The Amazing Screw-on Head in my Netflix queue for so long I had completely forgotten about it. In fact, I had no idea why I put it in there at all or what it even was. Then I saw the words "Mike Mignola" on the sleeve and I remembered: I must have put this on after seeing Hellboy. This animated short (22 minutes) was a pilot created for the (then) Sci-Fi channel in 2006. It is based of the single issue comic of the same name created by Mignola in 2002. The show was never picked up, which is fine, because this episode is just about perfect.


Screw-on Head is a robot (voiced my Paul Giamatti) who works for the Lincoln Administration (as in Abraham Lincoln.) Lincoln assigns Screw-on Head the task of hunting down Emperor Zombie. Zombie was a former Manservant of Screw-on Head, whose "taste for ancient, forbidden knowledge" led him to the dark side. And somehow made him into a Zombie. Zombie now views Screw-on Head as his rival and he has a "petty vengeance fetish" against all of Screw's subsequent Manservants.
Assisting Emperor Zombie is a cannibal, a werewolf, a mummy, and Patience, Screw's former love whom Zombie had turned into a vampire. This sets up the worlds first Zombie/Robot/Vampire love triangle. Take that Stephanie Meyer. Screw-on head and his Manservant (the 7th since Zombie) track the motley crew to the Temple of Gung, where Zombie plans on summoning a Demigod. The Demigod is a weird frog/dog combo that looks to be straight out of HP Lovecraft.
Obviously I loved this. How could you not love something that combines Zombies, Werewolves, Robots, Vampires, Cannibals, and Abraham Lincoln. It's like Night at the Museum directed by Wes Craven. Highly Recommended.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

All I want for Christmas is Nosferatu



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The hunt is on for a copy of Werner Herzog's version of Nosferatu starring the totally bat-shit crazy Klaus Kinski. I am in the midst of a Herzog obsession. He is also quite crazy and a genius. His next film is a horror film called My Son, My Son, what have ye done? With a title like that you know it's going to be good.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving Day everyone. Now, don't let the fact that the video is from "Dr. Quinn" scare you off. It is the late, great Mr. Cash and his beautiful wife. Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

5 nice things I have to say about "New Moon", and then I am never going to speak of this film again.

  1. The soundtrack features a pretty good song by Thom Yorke
  2. The bad vampire chick has pretty hair
  3. It is pretty funny that Bella takes "Virgin Air" to rescue Edward
  4. Some pretty good looking guys take their shirts off
  5. Possible drinking game: a shot every time good looking guy takes his shirt off.



Monday, November 23, 2009

Ms. Horror Blogosphere Entry

Believe it or not I was asked to enter the Ms. Horror Blogosphere contest! A last minute addition. Better late for the party than to not show up at all. If you are so inclined please cast a vote here:

http://thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com/

Voting starts today at 2pm.....


And check out my interview here:
http://thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com/2009/11/ms-horror-blogosphere-entry-21.html


Wait, who the hell is Jennifer Golden? Despite all my learnin I can't get my email account to update to my new last name....

Thanks to B-Sol at "The Vault of Horror" for including me with all of these awesome ladies!

Happy Birthday Karloff!




Boris Karloff (real name: William Henry Pratt) was born on this day in 1887. Pierre Fournier over at "Frankensteinia" http://frankensteinia.blogspot.com/ is hosting a week long Karloff Blogathon. Check out participating blogs over at the site. That is, if you can tear yourself away from the non-stop Twilight coverage........