Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Black Christmas 1974


My life has been changed thanks to TCM.  For some reason, in the middle of June, they played Bob Clark's Black Christmas.  I was fortunate enough to see that it was playing and hit "record" on the DVR.  See, I had never seen Black Christmas despite it's reputation as "the first slasher" (debatable, I know) and the fact that it was directed by Clark, who made two of my favorite films, A Christmas Story and Porky's (don't hate: you love Porky's, you know you do.)

I have no good excuse for never seeing Black Christmas, I have just never gotten around to it.  Maybe I needed to be at the right time in my life, emotionally and intellectually, to appreciate the massive awesomeness of this film.  This film is so massively awesome on so many levels I need to resort to my favorite lazy writing technique: the list.  Here we go...


1.  Olivia Hussey's hair.  I almost could not pay attention to the plot due to the magnificence of Ms. Hussey's hair.  It's so shiny and beautiful.  She must have washed it in baby tears to get it that soft.  Seriously, I have a serious girl crush on Olivia Hussey circa 1974!  She plays Jess, one of the sorority sisters who lives in this house that is targeted by a deranged killer hiding in the Attic.  Jess is the final girl but she is no saint.  She is knocked up and has decided to terminate the pregnancy.  Good decision considering the father is......   


2.  Keir Dullea!  I have been obsessed with Keir Dullea ever since I went through my "serious" film phase and watched 2001: A Space Odyssey 20 times.  What happened with him?  He should have been a bigger star.  Keir plays Peter, Baby daddy.  He is a music major and borderline psycho.  He does not want Jess to have an abortion, and goes ape shit when she tells him she is going to anyway.  He also wears a turtleneck throughout most of the film, so you know that he is disturbed.  Never trust a man in a turtleneck.  


3. The Killer hiding in the house.  Clark never shows us the killer.  We just get glimpses of him like the one seen above.  All we know is that he is hiding in the house, watching the girls as they prepare to leave on Christmas break.  He may also be making disturbing phone calls to the house, shouting nonsense about "Billy" and "Agnes."  He stalks and kills in interesting ways.  His first victim, Claire, gets asphyxiated and put in the Attic.  She is left facing the window, "watching" the action so to speak.  Another poor girl gets killed with a crystal unicorn.  It was the Seventies man.


4.  It was the Seventies man!  The fashions are so cool.  Look at this guy: he is wearing a fur jacket!  He wears it throughout the film!  Abortion is a hot topic and handled with sensitivity and from a woman's perspective.  Shit, that doesn't happen in today's films.  Margo Kidder is in it!  And she plays a sexually liberated woman who wants to drink and have fun and doesn't feel bad about it!  Yes, she gets killed, but not first!

Seriously, I loved this movie.  Great cast, damn good directing, and really good scares.  I found myself screaming at screen.  "Don't go upstairs Olivia Hussey!  He might harm your hair!"  I like that the ending is totally ambiguous, that nice people die, and that poor Jess, although a Final Girl, will be fucked up for the rest of her life.  Plus, the whole thing is so "Christmas-y."  Bob Clark really knew how to lay on Christmas.  Now, every December, in addition to A Christmas Story, I can watch Black Christmas and revel in the Yuletide joy.


4 comments:

Erich Kuersten said...

Right on! I have this film on my Tivo and am waiting for the right creepy late night moment. The TV commercial for it in 1974 scared the shit out of me. I was only seven and thought killers were coming through the TV (my parents were temporarily out of the house) to get me. Naturally it's haunted me ever since... your awesome post is the tipping point for my loin-girding, tonight's the night!

Jen said...

Thanks Erich! You are going to love it!

Will Errickson said...

This review is absolutely correct!

Mummbles said...

Olivia Hussey had a nude scene is Romeo and Juliet just case you didnt know, but yes good movie!