Showing posts with label night of the demons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label night of the demons. Show all posts

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Insidious!



 I just had to put an exclamation mark after Insidious.  It is such a great title.  And mostly a great movie.  Directed by James Wan and written by Leigh Whannell, the duo behind the original Saw (which I love),  Insidious is a good old fashioned haunted house story.  Or should I say, haunted boy story (no spoiler here: it is in some of the posters.)  A middle class family (how can they afford that home on a teacher's salary?) move into a beautiful home.  Dad (Patrick Wilson) is a teacher, while Mom (Rose Byrne) stays at home and cares for the three children.  She also writes music, just so you don't think this is a total fairy tale.  Their oldest son has an accident and soon slips into a mysterious coma.  The Doctors can't explain it, and soon the parents bring him home.  Then all the freaky shit starts to happen.


The beginning of the haunting is the best part of this film.  Instead of relying on cheap scares or gore, Wan and Whannell scare you by giving you glimpses of figures and phenomena.  Soon, you are covering your eyes, sure that some nasty is hiding behind the door.  Mom is the one who is subjected to most of this horror, and she is soon begging her husband to leave the house.  And he agrees!  My God, for the first time in a horror film the family is not going to stay in the haunted house!  These are actual smart people!



The good times don't last for long however.  It soon becomes clear that what ever is haunting them is following them.  Barbara Hershey shows up as the sympathetic Mother-in-Law, who just happens to know a woman who can help.  The psychic, played by the incredible Lin Shaye, arrives with two ghostbusters (one of whom is played by Whannell) and soon discovers that this is no ordinary haunting..


And here is where the movies takes a nose dive.  I swear the last hour of this film is a completely different film both in tone and scares.  It is not all bad, but after such a fantastic and creepy set up I was hoping for an ending that reminded me less of the Thirteen Ghosts remake.  After covering my eyes for the first half I found myself bored during the second. The ending is pretty satisfying and sets things up for a sequel.  I liked the family and all of the characters.  None of them, amazingly enough, are assholes.  This is pretty amazing considering the film was produced by Oren Peli, whose Paranormal Activity was populated with assholes, including the ghosts! 

I think I would like to see a ghost film strictly about ghosts.  The recent trend is to make you are watching a ghost story, but then the ghosts turn out to be Demons.  Like Demons are so much scarier than ghosts!  Alright, they are a whole lot scarier than ghosts-- but give ghosts a chance!  Also, give Insidious a chance.  It is a rare horror film to make it to the theatres- a feat in itself.  And I promise- you will be scared for half of it.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Night of the Demons (total crap version)


I only recently saw the original Night of the Demons and although it is no masterpiece, it had its charms, especially Linnea Quigley and the awesome 80's fashions.  Will some dorky horror blogger 20 years from now look back at the remake and go " Night of the Demons 2009 has its charms, especially Shannon Elizabeth and the awesome 09 fashions"?  Doubtful.  They might say "What the hell happened to the cute kid from Terminator 2"?  That is more likely.  Really, what happened to Edward Furlong?  He is a walking billboard for "Just say No" if I ever saw one.  During this whole film I couldn't stop looking at his softly rounded shoulders and man-tits. 


Directed by Adam Giarasch, Night of the Demons follows the original film very closely.  The only change is really an improvement: some added back story about the orgin of the demons and the events that cursed the house.  Shannon Elizabeth plays a party promoter who is throwing a Halloween party at a haunted mansion.  About 20 people show up (about all the extras this production could afford) and the party is soon shut down by the police, mostly likely because it is totally lame.  Elizabeth (not going to bother to look up the character name) and a bunch of her friends, including bloated drug dealer Colin (Edward Furlong duh) get trapped in the house.  They soon discover 6 corpses in the basement.  One of them "bites" Elizabeth and soon everything is going to shit.

At one point I actually paused this film and saw that I had 30 minutes left of it and I thought "Shit, I am really wasting my life."  Yes, it was that bad.  The whole thing kind of looks like a Rob Zombie video populated by 40 year olds pretending to be in their early 20s.  The director was obviously enamoured of the SAW films, as he uses the same kind of jump cut/slow mo/cheap scare method of storytelling.  Unlike the SAW films, Night of the Demons is not hysterical.  Watch the original.  Not that it is any good, but Linnea Quigley really knows what to do with a tube of lipstick.  The people involved with this remake do not.