Happy Halloween!!!!

Its the most wonderful time of the year! Happy Halloween to everybody!! Don't forget to watch The Walking Dead tonight!  Support Zombie TV!!!  Now, enjoy two of the best scenes from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.  I only now realized that Bing Crosby does the voices.  How cool is that!!!

Cthulhu on South Park

Coon 2: Hindsight
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PARKEric Cartman,more...

Who knew they were cultists?

Paranormal Activity 2: written while doped up on Dayquil.

 So I am so sick I am taking a sick day at work.  Remember how sick days were great when you were a kid because you didn't have to go to school (I was never an overachiever)?  Well, now they suck.  But, I present to you my doped up on Dayquil review of Paranormal Activity 2.  All who read this are so lucky.

I had and have mixed feelings about Paranormal Activity.  I am always happy when a horror film does well at the box office, and even happier when it becomes a cultural phenomenon.  I am always happy when a low-budget film and filmmakers make it big.  What bothered me about Paranormal Activity, and I know I am not the only one, are the lead characters.  Katie and Micah are assholes who can't decorate.  There, I said it.  I disliked them.  I know people like them, and I wouldn't want to see a film about them.  I am no Martha Stewart but come on: their house had no personality.  And neither did they.  But, the film had a couple of good scares and some weird mojo.  I admit, I had a hard time sleeping that night.  I kept being worried that I would wake up and my husband would be standing over the bed staring at me.  I did wake up, but just my cat was staring at me, which is pretty normal.

Paranormal Activity 2 is a big improvement.  The characters are a whole lot more relate able and likable.  Katie and Micah even make a return appearance, and their asshole meter has been turned way down.  I don't want to give away much about this film: the genius of the filmmakers and the marketing department is that they really didn't tell the audience what the film was going to be about.  I thought it was going to be a straight sequel, and it isn't.  It follows the "concept" of the first film but changes it up just enough so you are not seeing the same thing over and over.  It expands on the "mythology" of PA (I smell a franchise) and takes it in a new direction.  It was good, much better than I expected.  Is it perfect?  Hells no.  The film kind of starts to fall apart at the end, after someone is "possessed" and a quick, split second decision is made that will effect many characters.  It didn't feel right. 

What I loved about this film is that it had "Baby Trauma".  You just don't see enough baby trauma in films.  It's always cat trauma or dog trauma (this film had that too) or upper middle class crafter trauma.  What I also loved about this film is that it made me jump about 3 times.  That is pretty impressive.  At one point I was actually laughing while covering my eyes: I was so happy to be scared.  In many ways, the PA films are like Haunted House Attractions.  You stumble around in the dark, waiting for the big scare that you know is coming, you just don't know when.  After, you laugh and move on with your life.  That is Paranormal Activity.  I will take it any day over Saw.

By the way, it should really be called Demonic Activity.  Ghosties are nowhere to be found in these films.  I guess Demons really are the new "in thing."

Coming soon: PA2

Coming soon, my review of Paranormal Activity 2!  Yes, I finally went OUT to see a movie!  But first, something even more terrifying, more shocking than demon possession............

My parent's cat Garfield dressed in his Halloween costume!

Friday night fever

OK- so I love Violet's death/dance sequence from Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning.  But of course, this isn't even the best dance sequence from a Friday movie.



This is the best dance sequence from a Friday movie!

Check it out: Turnip carving!

Yes, Turnip carving is as awesome as it sounds!  I did it, I wrote about it: check it out at The Vault of Horror.  Thanks to B-Sol for asking me to participate.  I am rather obsessed now and planning to hang many carved turnips from my own Halloween tree.  Better to keep away Stingy Jack and all haters of turnips.

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (part V)

This may be the worst Friday the 13th I have ever seen, save for one thing: the awesome robot dance done by Violet near the end of the film.  Only redeeming feature.  Jason is not even the killer in this! Sorry, that was a spoiler.  Tommy Jarvis, Jason's killer from part 4, is now grown up (but unfortunately not played by Corey Feldman) and living in a halfway house for troubled teens.  He keeps having visions of Jason, and when people start showing up dead, Tommy and the audience begin to wonder if Jason is really dead at all!  A New Beginning features one of the most annoying final girls in all of film history: Pam.  Pam fights back and can kick ass, but there is so much screaming and crying that I was really hoping she would take a machete to the face.  I actually cheered when the redneck Junior bought it, but not as much as I cheered when the final credits came up.  Because it was over.  Now enjoy this awesome trailer featuring the robot dance sequence.  Thanks to Dread Central for bringing it to my attention.



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