Showing posts with label Werner Herzog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Werner Herzog. Show all posts

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Incident at Loch Ness 2004


Incident at Loch Ness is a film within a film within a film meta faux documentary which is as tiring as it sounds.  Unfortunately, it is not as interesting as it sounds, despite featuring Werner Herzog playing himself.


I don't remember this coming out in 2004 (in fact I don't remember too much of 2004 in general) but it was obvious to me that this was a con from the start.  That made it nothing more than an interesting yet dull experiment in my eyes.  Filmmaker John Bailey is making a documentary about Werner Herzog entitled Herzog in Wonderland.  Herzog is about to embark on his own documentary, a look at the legend of the Loch Ness Monster entitled Enigma at Loch Ness.  The producer of Herzog's documentary is one Zach Penn, an untested producer/director/writer who at that point was best known for coming up with the ideas for X2 and The Last Action Hero.  Penn and Herzog have very different ideas about the documentary.  Herzog wants to explore WHY people need the legend of the Loch Ness Monster, whereas Penn seems to want to make a titty action film. 

The crew go to Scotland and things start to fall apart almost immediately.  It becomes clear that two of the "experts" Penn hires are actors.  The DP and Sound man leave the shoot.  Herzog threatens to leave but decides to stay when he begins to suspect that something really may be in the water.  All the action is caught by Bailey's team, and they too become part of the storyline. 

I just made it sound a whole lot better than it actually is.  I love Werner Herzog... he pulled a gun on Kinski and ate a shoe.  How could you not love him?  And he is great here.  The film just didn't work, even as a faux documentary.  It is not scary, not for one minute was I fooled ala Blair Witch, and everyone, who all play themselves, is annoying, with the exception of Herzog.


If you want to get your Herzog fix may I recommend Cave of Forgotten Dreams, Encounters at the end of the World, Grizzly Man, or My Best Fiend.  If you want to get your Loch Ness fix may I recommend that spooky old show hosted by Spock: In Search of... 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Loves: Werner Herzog

One of my few "non-horror" obsessions is Werner Herzog (although he is a little creepy.)  IFC films just bought the North American distribution rights to Herzog's newest documentary, Caves of Forgotten Dreams.  The film is about the Chauvet-pont-d'Arc caves in Southern France.  And it is filmed in 3D!  Take that Piranha!  Below enjoy Herzog talking about what he found in the caves...



I loves me some Werner Herzog.



Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Check out this blog: Herzog edition

As you may know I am a bit obsessed with Werner Herzog.  My obsession was with Kinski, but I quickly transferred my affection over to this mad man.  Shaun Anderson has been hosting "Werner Herzog" month on his excellent blog The Celluloid Highway.  Check it out and get the deets on the shoe eating incident: http://sonofcelluloid.blogspot.com/2010/07/werner-herzog-eats-his-shoe-1980.html .

 Now enjoy Werner Herzog reading "Where's Waldo."  Thank you YouTube genius for knowing that the world needs Herzog reading bedtime stories!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Edge of Horror: Aguirre, the Wrath of God...

OK, I know it is a pretty lame title, but I couldn't think of anything else for this new series of "non-horror" horror films. Plus, it reminds me of that soap "The Edge of Night." Best name for a soap EVER. So for my first edition of "The Edge of Horror" (cue dramatic music here) I am going to take a look at Aguirre: The Wrath of God, starring the completely bat-shit crazy Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre, madman Spanish conquistador. For those not familiar with the historical Aguirre, please check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lope_de_Aguirre But be warned: proper citations are needed....


I am in the midst of a full-on Werner Herzog/Klaus Kinski obsession. Don't ask me why, I don't know how I get myself involved in these things. For a full background on this duo's relationship, might I suggest you check out My Best Fiend: Klaus Kinski by Werner Herzog. It is an awesome documentary and it will make your jaw drop in horror at the behaviour of Mr. Kinski. Of course, I am totally obsessed with him now.....

Look at him! He looks all kinds of crazy. His performance as the mad Conquistador is a thing to behold. Aguirre is an egotistical madman, convinced of his own superiority and unwilling to let anyone stand in his way (much like Kinski himself). On a mission to find the legendary "El Dorado," Aguirre stages a mutiny and then leads his ragtag crew down the Amazon on a journey of fear and madness. Along the way they encounter hostile and cannibalistic Indians and face starvation and disease. All the while Aguirre holds on to his delusions and declares himself ruler of all these lands, even though all he has to his name is a capsizing raft and an army of monkeys. The last few scenes look like the painting "The Raft of the Medusa" only with about 100% more monkeys.


Aguirre's Second in Command....
So why do I consider this film to be "On the Edge of Horror?" First of all it is a tale of madness and fear. Aguirre is mad enough to be a leader, and the poor crew are fearful enough to follow him to certain death. Second, the setting is so remote, so foreign, that one does not know what may be peeking out from behind the trees. More often than not, it is hostile Indians, with their short poisonous spears and their more "fashionable" long ones (see the movie to understand this reference.) Third, the film is rather claustrophobic. The majority of the action takes place on a hastily built raft that is slowly falling apart. And finally, Kinski himself is DAMN SCARY!!! He is creepy and projects controlled craziness so well I would have loved to see what he would have done with a role like Hannibal Lecter. Kinski also has piercing, huge, blue eyes. They are the scariest eyes I have ever seen. Of course, blue eyes tend to freak me out anyway. Blue eyes and men who wear turtlenecks are right at the top of my list of irrational fears. If I ever see a picture of Kinski in a turtleneck I might not sleep for a week.
If I haven't convinced you to watch Aguirre: The Wrath of God yet let me leave you with this little nugget. This film features One Of The Best Decapitation scenes I have ever seen. Trust me, it is awesome.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Twilight: New Moon- the year's best comedy?


This review by Massawyrm over at "Ain't it cool News" actually makes me WANT to see this flick. Check it out: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43130 This really has potential to be "so bad it's good." I am really AM going to go see it, Monday night with family females. For some reason my Husband does not want to go. Will I be the only Horror Blogger to actually see this? Can't wait for the reviews to start rolling in...
To cleanse my soul after seeing this film which for some reason I cannot name (shame?) I am going to see Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans by the great Werner Herzog. Did you know he ate a shoe? Really, check him out. http://www.wernerherzog.com/main/index.htm