Coming Soon: Pacific Rim

I took a break from obsessively watching the Star Trek: Into Darkness trailer to catch the trailer for Pacific Rim...



Looks like Del Toro finally made his Lovecraft movie.  With robots.  Still to early to tell but I think 2013 is going to be a geek paradise.....

Carrie remake

Also conflicted.

Evil Dead remake.

Conflicted.

PA 4: I can't even remember what the last two were about.

I am pretty over these.  Ready for them to go the way of Saw.  Of course, I will go see it...

Coming Soon: Resident Evil!!

One of my number one guilty pleasures (after Toddlers & Tiaras and Gossip Girl and Flowers in the Addict) is the Resident Evil series.  I love these films.  I will play hooky from work and watch all the films back to back while drinking beer and eating doritos (I am fancy like that.)  I am really excited for the new film: it brings back a bunch of old favorites.  It also looks so complicated I have a bit of a headache just watching the trailer.  I have really had my fill of films that don't make sense for the year (see: Prometheus). 

Trailer: The Moth Diaries

I just read about The Moth Diaries in "Fangoria".  It looks really good and gothic!  Mary Harron (American Psycho) directs.  Those girls are luck to have Scott Speedman as a teacher!

Trailer: Prometheus

This trailer makes me geek out so bad!  Everything about this looks awesome.

Trailer: Chernobyl Diaries

They deserve it.

My second favorite horror genre trailer: INBRED

Thanks to Freddy in Space for the heads up on what may be the greatest inbred cannibal film of 2012: Inbred!  Check the offical site HERE.




I guess we can't call them hillbillies if they are British. 

Coming Soon: Silent Night,Bloody Night

I sometimes wonder if I am getting too cynical.  I just read a review by a blogger I really like of Red State.  The blogger loved it.  I wanted to tear my eyelashes out while watching it.  I don't want to be cynical.  I don't want to be one of those reviewers that hates every movie she sees.  Just when I was about to give up, I saw a film that was so awesome I was dancing around my living room with joy.  The amazing film was Silent Night, Bloody Night.  Not Silent Night, Deadly Night, which has its charms, but the lesser known Bloody Night starring a mute John Carradine and the chick from Night of the Comet.  I don't have time to write about it now: I must suppress all joy and happiness and go to work, but soon I will.  In the meantime, enjoy this trailer.  Warning: The trailer gives away a major spoiler.  Of course, it is one you could see coming a mile away, but it is best to be forewarned!

Trailers: The Awakening

This looks better. A bit like The Others, but that is not a bad thing.

Trailers: The Raven

This looks ridiculous. And not in a good way.

O.K.  Let me clarify.  This looks like it should be starring Bruce Willis.  Just not what I was hoping for.  Might be good.  Has a From Hell feel to it.  If I see Poe do fucking Karate I am leaving the theatre.

Coming Soon: The Grey

I have been trying to write a post but my brain is so foggy from yet another cold that I just can't.  I will try again later this afternoon.  In the meantime, enjoy the awesome Liam Neeson-ness of this trailer! 

The Woman

Check out the trailer and theatre list for Lucky McKee and Jack Ketchum's The Woman over at Bloody Disgusting.  I am so in the mood for this kind of film!  It outraged viewers at Sundance.  Sign me up!

Trailer: Dream House

This has a great cast and intriguing premise but I am already tired watching the trailer.

Trailer: Paranormal Activity 3

The scariest thing here are the 80's fashions! Ouch!

Coming Soon: Black Christmas

Bad Blogger!  I know it has been a while: I am just lazy lately.  But I am really excited to write about Black Christmas, which I have just seen for the first time.  In the meantime, enjoy the trailer....

Apes trailer 2

Alright-- this is the LAST movie I thought I would be excited to see this summer but after seeing the first trailer I jumped aboard the Ape train.  I am even more jazzed after seeing this second trailer.  Despite feeling that James Franco is seriously miscast: I am loving this film already!

Coming Soon: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Dare I say it? This looks kind of awesome.

Trailer: The Resident

Looks like this one is going straight to video. Too bad. I would love to have Christopher Lee as a neighbor.