You have to love Troll 2, a film very rightly called "the worst movie ever made." It is appallingly awful. The acting is terrible, the script seems to have been written by someone who didn't have a firm grip on English (I think this is true), the "Trolls" are nothing but short people in latex masks wearing burlap sacks, and the musical score sounds like something I came up with on my Casio keyboard when I was 12. The "Trolls" are not even Trolls, they are Goblins: Vegetarian Goblins that turn people into vegetables so that they can eat them. If this seems awfully redundant welcome to this movie. Unfortunately, I haven't seen a live screening of this film yet but I will. It has turned into something of a cult phenomenon, and rightly so. Next month I will full fill my dream of seeing Showgirls live (featuring a free Lap Dance with purchase of large popcorn) so Troll 2 can't be far behind.
I rented this film in anticipation of seeing Best Worst Movie, a documentary made by the kid in the film, Michael Stephenson. Review, hopefully, coming soon. I can't bring myself to write anything more about Troll 2. Just check out the Trailer below (then take a shower.)
Cute, isn't it? Remember, this was a serious horror film about Vegetarian Goblins!!
I am totally in love with the Dentist! In the film he kind of looks like a young Henry Rollins. Check it out!