'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate Yes, I know this is very old, but it is still funny. Since getting promoted (I was promoted at my job by the way) I feel like doing even less on my days off. So after waking up at 10, I watched the MJ memorial, ate a bowl of chips, and since then I have been watching Onion clips all day. And no, I don't smoke weed. This is my favorite.