In other news, one of my favorite human beings on Earth, Charles Barkley, got busted for a DUI in Arizona. Stupid as hell, I know. Luckily he just ran a stop sign and didn't hurt anyone. The best part is what he said to the cops. He said he was in such a hurry because he had to get around the corner for a blow job. He said this gal was waiting for him and had given him the best blow job of his life...
Then, while at the station, he said to one of the cops that if he helped him out of this DUI he would tattoo his name on his ass! Rather than pissing the cops off they said that Barkley was "respectful" and followed orders. You know they love him! Can't wait till reporters track down this girl..
Thank you Chuck for kicking off 2009! Can't wait to see you on Inside the NBA next Thursday! Happy New Year!
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