Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Movie Shame

Last night I watched 10 minutes of a film called "Gangs of the Dead", also known as "Last Rites," also known as "48 Weeks Later." When a film has 3 titles you know it is bad. Do I even need to describe the plot? It's a remake of "Dawn of the Dead" with gang members. Instead of being trapped in a mall they are trapped in a warehouse. Here is a sample piece of dialogue:

"Yo man, the bums are eating the cops!"

"They must be hungry."

After this I turned it off and took a shower. I just can't watch every piece of shit horror film out there. I am just not there yet.

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